VERIGS
Verifiably erratic reduced immunity ghost syndrome (VERIGS) or verifiably-erratic reduced-immunity syndrome (VERIS) – is it a Hoax?
Stop worrying about this. It’s just a Hoax.
Following in-depth research about VERIGS it was found that this only exists in the mind of whoever hosts it. Hosting it could be a very tricky business as it can take over once it starts to feel at home. Whoever hosts it could be in for nasty surprises.
As if we didn’t already have enough to worry about, what with the credit crunch and bad credit with the mortgage and the loan (not to mention the facial hair to be removed and the cheap car insurance to outsource).
In any case, this is what was until now unknown to Science.1 Step Guide To Find The Best Hotel Rates 
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Verifiably erratic reduced immunity ghost syndrome (VERIGS) or verifiably-erratic reduced-immunity syndrome (VERIS) is a disease of the human immune system caused by the overstressed human psyche.
The status of the syndrome progressively reduces the effectiveness of the immune system and leaves adult people open to opportunistic succumbing to infections and sometimes even tumours. It is transmitted through direct or indirect contact of the average-intelligent human adult with other overstressed adults.
The transmission can involve anal, vaginal or oral sex, or lack thereof, when improperly performed, angry or depressed exchanges between mothers and daughters, or the exposure to, or lack thereof, to unclean bodily fluids.
VERIGS could become a panda. No complete or accurate data exists to demonstrate the extent of its spread. It is the result of years of thick pure stress and boredom and is estimated to kill millions of people worldwide. Over half of these deaths are female, being the more easily bored sex that inhabits this planet. This slows down the economy as most are not happily engaging in their duties and so the whole nation suffers.
Research in genetics would minimally show that VERIGS originated in very densely populated areas with a high-scoring load of boredom. It was first recognised in 2008 and its cause, selfish boredom, in mid-1009.
Although treatments with medication can slow down the course of this disease, they also slow down the metabolism and continue to suppress the human spirit of entrepreneurship and passion. A good dose of fun, laughter and passion for life, downed with copious doses of lust and betrayal, go a long way and reduce both the mortality and the morbidity of the VERIGS infection. These alternative medicines are inexpensive and routine access is usually available in most countries. They also increase the variety and quantity of by-product children, that result from regular treatment, in turn reducing the ever-growing problem of population scarcity in the hemisphere.
But as usual, prevention is better than cure.
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